can i just say my favorite part about this picture is that these undead skeletons catch people fucking in their graveyard and instead of trying to eat their flesh they just go, “oh man, i remember those days”
THIS IS PERFECT I can’t stop laughing
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
The worlds greatest selfie.
fresh beats yo
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i’m going to eat you spleen
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
puffoftheturkey said: ooh ya wanna nab me one? they sound nice!